Translate Your Money Many Miles Away

I bet you did not know that the word ``translate'' could also refer to moving from one location to another. Well, it can. Now, we have services which will offer language translation at the same time as they allow you to have your money translated.

Through the combined efforts of pink ISPs, hosting companies determined to look the other way, and of course the fiscal translators themselves, you can now send money and be assured that it will no longer be a burden. You should no longer have to carry around all that heavy lucre.

Instead, it to one of these persons: They will be glad you did!

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